I'm thinking about entering a grenade eating contest, any advice?

All the kids in my school are doing it; it's become so popular.


Any advice?I'm thinking about entering a grenade eating contest, any advice?
Well, the best advice I can give you is keep your wits about you and use your mind (Seeing as you'll soon lose it, anyway :D). Remember, pineapple grenades are heavier and their case is dimpled, so it would make them harder to swallow. The old time grenades on a stick/handle are out of the question, seeing as choking to death in a grenade eating contest would be a lame way of losing.





Your best bet is to stick with ';Baseball'; grenades, seeing as they're smaller and have a smooth case. Just remember to eat them as a whole. Taking a bite would probably ruin your teeth (Not that it would be a worry, anyway) and totally harsh up your winning photo (The one they'll allow to be released, since all others will be rated ';R';).





Swallowing them whole would be a better option for another reason, as well. You don't risk losing a pin and losing in the first round/wave. Remember to drink plenty of water, or gasoline (Which ever you prefer) to wash them down. Yes, grenades can be awfully dry, especially if they're out of season.





If you should remove a pin, during mid-swallow, or stomach acid hits the primer, remember one thing: Smile, wave to the crowd, blow a kiss to your mother..... and reach out and hug someone for at LEAST five seconds! Have fun, and I hope you win! :D





(Cute question. Thank you for the joke/laugh. ^_^)I'm thinking about entering a grenade eating contest, any advice?
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